The end of the railway suicides


Fed up with railway suicides, the Government ordered the construction of trains provided with devices in the shape of a funnel which, placed in the front of the units, would suck up the suicidal ones in order to avoid impact by submerging them in an airbag. The suicidal people floated in there until they were deposited in specially equipped living quarters. When arriving at the last stop, the railway police would transport them to the Section for the Assassins of Self, where they would be taken to court, with the corresponding legal warrants, and sentenced to the electric chair.

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